The future is brite, the future is shite with ShiteCoin
19 December 2024 SHITECOIN - TODAY'S PRICE: €571,323 (USD595,232).
SHITECOIN IS POWERED BY IRELAND'S CRAICCHAIN
ShiteCoin is valued by experts on a weekly basis. This is performed using a methodology taking into account the trade weighted valuation of underlying assets (i.e. Net Asset Value) adjusted for variances in the delta of the bitcoin and ethereum blockchains, Ireland's GDP & the number of RyanAir flights which arrive on time.*
* The right to amend the valuation methodology is reserved and no correspondence will be entered into. The value of any investment may go up or down. Past performance is no indication of future performance. In fact that is guaranteed because we make up the price.
SHITECOIN IS POWERED BY IRELAND'S CRAICCHAIN
ShiteCoin is valued by experts on a weekly basis. This is performed using a methodology taking into account the trade weighted valuation of underlying assets (i.e. Net Asset Value) adjusted for variances in the delta of the bitcoin and ethereum blockchains, Ireland's GDP & the number of RyanAir flights which arrive on time.*
* The right to amend the valuation methodology is reserved and no correspondence will be entered into. The value of any investment may go up or down. Past performance is no indication of future performance. In fact that is guaranteed because we make up the price.
To get involved with shitecoin email hello@shitecoin.com.
Why get involved with shitecoin? ShiteCoin was officially launched on 6 November 2014 at just €0.01. It is now self-valued at €571,323 or 101,298 pints of Guinness*. Early stage investors who invested €100 each received 10,000 ShiteCoins, meaning if they held onto them they would be worth €5,713,230,000 (€5.7bn). The day ShiteCoin was launched, bitcoin was priced at $348.23.
SHITECOIN is now the most valuable and environmentally friendly crypto to mine - it costs less than one pint of Guinness to mine ONE SHITECOIN.
As at 19 December 2024 you need 5.85 BTC for one SHITECOIN. Ah, the luck of the Irish!
* National average price of a pint of Guinness is €5.64
Why get involved with shitecoin? ShiteCoin was officially launched on 6 November 2014 at just €0.01. It is now self-valued at €571,323 or 101,298 pints of Guinness*. Early stage investors who invested €100 each received 10,000 ShiteCoins, meaning if they held onto them they would be worth €5,713,230,000 (€5.7bn). The day ShiteCoin was launched, bitcoin was priced at $348.23.
SHITECOIN is now the most valuable and environmentally friendly crypto to mine - it costs less than one pint of Guinness to mine ONE SHITECOIN.
As at 19 December 2024 you need 5.85 BTC for one SHITECOIN. Ah, the luck of the Irish!
* National average price of a pint of Guinness is €5.64
Newsflash: ShiteCoin's Intial Coin Offering sale is underway
If you missed out on the untold riches from the initial launch of ShiteCoin, don't worry. You can now take part in ShiteCoin II - same as ShiteCoin I, but shittier.
To obtain a copy of the Investment Memorandum email us at hello@shitecoin.com and we will send you details on how to pay with bitcoin. To get around those pesky regulators and their consumer protection rules, you will not be charged to invest in ShiteCoin II tokens. Rather you use your bitcoin to buy the Information Memorandum. With each Information Memorandum you purchase, you will receive one ShiteCoin II token free.
It's so simple: if you buy 10 Information Memorandum's you get 10 ShiteCoin tokens. That is incredible value. Each Information Memorandum costs just 1 bitcoin.
Experts believe that ShiteCoin II will exceed the capital growth of ShiteCoin I (NB same experts who predicted Bitcoin Cash will outperform Bitcoin, SO YOU KNOW IT HAS TO BE CORRECT!).
If you missed out on the untold riches from the initial launch of ShiteCoin, don't worry. You can now take part in ShiteCoin II - same as ShiteCoin I, but shittier.
To obtain a copy of the Investment Memorandum email us at hello@shitecoin.com and we will send you details on how to pay with bitcoin. To get around those pesky regulators and their consumer protection rules, you will not be charged to invest in ShiteCoin II tokens. Rather you use your bitcoin to buy the Information Memorandum. With each Information Memorandum you purchase, you will receive one ShiteCoin II token free.
It's so simple: if you buy 10 Information Memorandum's you get 10 ShiteCoin tokens. That is incredible value. Each Information Memorandum costs just 1 bitcoin.
Experts believe that ShiteCoin II will exceed the capital growth of ShiteCoin I (NB same experts who predicted Bitcoin Cash will outperform Bitcoin, SO YOU KNOW IT HAS TO BE CORRECT!).
Shite - a common variant of 'shit' used in Ireland and the United Kingdom. As a slang term, it has many meanings, including: nonsense, foolishness, something of little value or quality, trivial and usually boastful or inaccurate talk, or a contemptible person. It may also be used as an expression of annoyance, surprise, or anger, and has other usages as well.
And if you think this website is legitimate, then you're the one who is shite.